Just a couple of gal pals guarding the art…and each other’s hearts!

WARNING: TOP SECRET

As a museum security officer, Art Cop has faithfully served for a decade—a dedication measured in miles paced and joint pain!

Art Cop has seen it all; now, she’s ready to tell all. Listen in as our host divulges top-secret, confidential museum security secrets!

Art Cop will be joined in studio by her extremely hot gal pal, M, a real Renaissance Man.

Together, our heroines will talk shop, shedding light on the thrilling world of…museum security!

This is Heist. We’re here 24/7 x 365. And we’re watching (out for) you! ❤️     

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Meet the Team

  • Art Cop

    #1 ART COP

  • M

    RESIDENT EXPERT

  • Stan

    THE CAT

WE’RE WEARING OUR SOCIAL PANTS

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